Jesus Christ is the greatest Christmas Gift in the entire World.

May our Christmas be so merry and bright
Filled with vim and vigor and might
Rekindling our Christian optimism
That exemplifies our great witticism

Good news of comfort and joy delight
Sensing visions in this mystical plight
An abundance of quests of true heroism
With fruits galore from pure quietism

God’s Way is with His Grand Foresight
Father knows best as the Playwright
He rebukes all vanity and egoism
Replacing them with mush surrealism

Heaven sends us a radiant beaconlight
Moving forth blameless in the spotlight
Christian  gifts given in poetic artism
Impressing our inner spiritual mindism

Filled with awe and heavenly insight
We honor and serve God as a Wright
Boldly we move into God’s Empiricism
Proclaiming the vows of our Christmasism.